Commentary on: Snakes on a plane
Who the freck put snakes on a plane…
how frecking insane.
And not no ordinary ass snakes either:
But them big ass snakes with fangs and teeth. Frigging hell!
But that aint shit, these frigging snakes don’t just bite ya, they does spit on ya.
I mean that hawking, sticky, slimey type spit that does blind ya. Shiiiiiit-.
Ya know this nigga was scared out of his mind in the show right?
Man, I had Galleria for ma self; hollering.
A true wuss.
But that aint no thing, at least I was brave enough to watch the rest of the movie.
Man, it seemed as if they had every damn snake in the world on that plane,
Aint that the shit!
I mean there was absolutely no hint of escape.
No salvation for that lone black man.
where was God in this plan.
Poor Samuel. How he suppose to be superman without his cape: his gun.
But then again, Samuel did look angelic…if you squint ya eyes and ignored the cussing.
Man, even the mile high club couple got bitten,
As they stripped and sucked on each other, fuck on each other.
I know they aint ga do that shit again, nasty ass buggas.
White people always doing fart.
Then there was that ass who got his watnots bitten while he was pissing.
(laughing) the snake wanted to give a blow job he would remember for a life time.
Dang, that must have been painful. My ma always told me to look before ya go.
But shiiiiit. Who the hell puts snake on a frecking plane
gad dang, that’s frickign insane…
lol bey this you hey :)))))
rory, What you saying Rory! Thanks for passing thru my site dred! I think you is my first conchie joe to visit…Well to at least post a word or two. Yeah man, you see ya boy blogging aye. All kind of BI stuff on here too. You could see I have nothing better to do with my time. I hope ya pass by again and leave a comment or two. Support a brother…lol…
And yeah man, that snakes on a plane movie is worth watching dred. It aint no classic; but it definately worth the $7 dollars.
I love how your poem captures your excitement so accurately. This reader, without seeing film, possibly without needing to see it ever, gets to experience it vicariously. Your poem though is my immediate experience, right up against my senses - the sounds you made, the poem’s noises, it’s onomatopoeia. It works on me. It works independently - like an engine running with me watching through glass.
obie smith, Heeey, Obie…
Thanks for the visit and the post.
A visit from “Mr. Bahamian poet” is always special. I think this blog needs some new poems here and there, something sharp and pointy with an edge. I hope to do that everyso often. Thanks for the comments. I hope to see you post on here again, soon!
All I could do is laugh; scary part is as humourous as it is, you always make impeccable sense.
erin, Hey Erin,
Have you watched the movie as yet…It truly worth the 7 dollars. And Yes the scary parts were funny!
Damn, first of all I mad that movies is only $7.00 back home. I was gonna go and see Snakes on a Plane, by myself of course cause movies is $12.00 per person here… take someone with you and that’s $50 gone easy….. anyway the night I was suppose to a dude came in the bar and had the bootleg for $5. I couldn’t pass up on that….. was good quality too I must say. I thought it was a real good flick based on what I thought was gonna be a silly story line. Sure as hell beats out any of the Anaconda series…
Diarra, What you saying Diarra…thanks for visiting the blog again. But how come bootleg DVD cost so much in New York…man 5 dollars is pricey. But Snakes on a plane was much better on the big screen. Perhaps you should have paid the exorbitant $12 dollars.
To this day i still ain’t watch the movie,but if you say it’s worth the $$$$ I’ll definately watch it.
Davon Gardiner, What you saying “D.” You aint watch that movie yet dred! I already told you where the bootleg place is…This movie is a must watch. You ga laugh ya toe off…it truly worth the $7 dollars…
CN
that movie sucks…
paige, laughing at Paige….thanks for visiting the blog. Well, definately the movie wasn’t a clasic but I was thoroughly entertained. This year movie pickings were slim in deed. Hollywood must be on good slow.