Yeah I Wrote This!

Amongst the private parties and the elaborate functions, the “5″ learned gentlmen representing Her Majesties Court will be seething in Bahamian sun, soaking in Bahamian culture and educating themselves in Bahamian protocal.

Truly, the very idea of them being in the Bahamas is a fascinating event which merits whosoever invited the distinguish gentlemen. The Bahamas will play host to these gentlemen for two weeks. Two weeks of hosting them at the finest hotels, pampering them and assigning them white gloved personal assistants to be their guide, two weeks of ensuring that breakfast, lunch and dinner are provided, moreover ensuring that the availability of an assortment of teas exists with small cucumba sandwiches and scones; two weeks of providing the most rigid of security, the finest of transportations and the most elaborate of Bahamian entertainment. Two weeks of spending monies that we clearly do not have, monies that we are clearly short of in order to help our citizens who cry out for immediate assistance. Certainly, whenever this pomp and pangentry is over the bill will be in the tens of thousands and what will the Bahamian public have gain/benefit of this…I shall wait and see.