Friday, November 16, 2007

Bahamasissues.com: Perry Christie you’re “Wutless”

Yeah that’s right. I said it. I am not in the House of Assembly where supposed Honourable men delve. I am just an average guy with a sense of humour trying to get to the bottom of all this debate. And to start it, I have to repeat, i.e paraphrase what the Right Honourable Hubert Ingraham shout out to the Right Honourable Perry Christie:

“Perry, you’re wutless.” But I aint ga stop there. For what is good for the goose is surely good for the gander. So here I go again, “Hubert, you just as wutless.”

You two should be shame of yourselves. The two of you show boat baffoons are so wutless to waste our precious time with silly childish debates, when our economy trembles with uncertainty; when our children are at risk and when our society seems to be taking a turn for the worst.

Both of you and your political gangs appear to be troublesome young men, whose sole purpose is to make fools of us, agitate our emotions while collecting all of our tax money to build personal bank accounts. This nation needs a national plan; a new direction if we are to survive in this global economy; this new unfamiliar world which we seem to be trudging through awkwardly. The Bahamas at this moment in history needs a united Parliament, with agreed solidified goals as without these we will never have a united nation. And oh how this nation is devided due to politricks.

But, I aint writing about that; I writing about wutless. What exactly is wutless? I know wutless and worthless are two completely different things. Worthless I guess is a nice word, even though demeaning. It conjurers up images of frustration, trial and error and eventually abandonment or hopelessness. But wutless. There is no coming back from that. It is a term of disdain. Its black letters drips of horror, drips grief.

Men who fathers babies all around the place without taking care of them at wutless. Women who refuse to work but go out whoring at night to buy shoes are wutless. Grown arse men in Parliament who debate about absolutely nothing are wutless. So yeah that word wutless is a good word to describe Perry Christie; moreso it is even a better word to describe his good life friend Hubert Ingraham. Gone are the likes of Sir Cecil and Sir Kendal who limited the childish name calling, but concentrated on the nation’s issues. I fear that gone are the days when actual honourable men occupy the House. At least men who pretended that they were honouable for the public sake. Now a days they does drop kick each other in Parliament. This is a new legacy.

But I aint writing about that; I writing about wutless. Wutless is when one’s life is so grimy that the dirt turns to dut. No dirt and dut are two different things, just like wutless and worthless are two different things. Right now Bahamain politics is dutty. The dut so thick that the members of the House are grimy. Even the supposed Christian ones like Laing and the good ‘mudda’ appear to be soiled. Certainly Bahamian politics aint for the good, but only for the bad and the ugly.

But I aint writing about that; I writing about wutless. Why on earth would anyone get mad at being called wutless anyway. Its just a name and a name fitting for all of them in the House. A bunch of wutless bafoons playing politics.

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