Friday, November 16, 2007

Bahamasissues.com: Perry Christie you’re “Wutless”

Yeah that’s right. I said it. I am not in the House of Assembly where supposed Honourable men delve. I am just an average guy with a sense of humour trying to get to the bottom of all this debate. And to start it, I have to repeat, i.e paraphrase what the Right Honourable Hubert Ingraham shout out to the Right Honourable Perry Christie:

“Perry, you’re wutless.” But I aint ga stop there. For what is good for the goose is surely good for the gander. So here I go again, “Hubert, you just as wutless.”

You two should be shame of yourselves. The two of you show boat baffoons are so wutless to waste our precious time with silly childish debates, when our economy trembles with uncertainty; when our children are at risk and when our society seems to be taking a turn for the worst.

Both of you and your political gangs appear to be troublesome young men, whose sole purpose is to make fools of us, agitate our emotions while collecting all of our tax money to build personal bank accounts. This nation needs a national plan; a new direction if we are to survive in this global economy; this new unfamiliar world which we seem to be trudging through awkwardly. The Bahamas at this moment in history needs a united Parliament, with agreed solidified goals as without these we will never have a united nation. And oh how this nation is devided due to politricks.

But, I aint writing about that; I writing about wutless. What exactly is wutless? I know wutless and worthless are two completely different things. Worthless I guess is a nice word, even though demeaning. It conjurers up images of frustration, trial and error and eventually abandonment or hopelessness. But wutless. There is no coming back from that. It is a term of disdain. Its black letters drips of horror, drips grief.

Men who fathers babies all around the place without taking care of them at wutless. Women who refuse to work but go out whoring at night to buy shoes are wutless. Grown arse men in Parliament who debate about absolutely nothing are wutless. So yeah that word wutless is a good word to describe Perry Christie; moreso it is even a better word to describe his good life friend Hubert Ingraham. Gone are the likes of Sir Cecil and Sir Kendal who limited the childish name calling, but concentrated on the nation’s issues. I fear that gone are the days when actual honourable men occupy the House. At least men who pretended that they were honouable for the public sake. Now a days they does drop kick each other in Parliament. This is a new legacy.

But I aint writing about that; I writing about wutless. Wutless is when one’s life is so grimy that the dirt turns to dut. No dirt and dut are two different things, just like wutless and worthless are two different things. Right now Bahamain politics is dutty. The dut so thick that the members of the House are grimy. Even the supposed Christian ones like Laing and the good ‘mudda’ appear to be soiled. Certainly Bahamian politics aint for the good, but only for the bad and the ugly.

But I aint writing about that; I writing about wutless. Why on earth would anyone get mad at being called wutless anyway. Its just a name and a name fitting for all of them in the House. A bunch of wutless bafoons playing politics.

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Friday, October 26, 2007

Tales of Two Families

There exist two strains of Newrys currently living in the Commonwealth of the Bahamas :  the descendants of James and the descendants of Simeon.  It is believed that both these men were brothers; in fact, it is understood that both men had the same father, James Newry I, who we believe to be the original Newry to migrate to the Bahamas .


Both James and Simeon were farmers owning vast amount of land in the southern district of the archipelagic islands of the
Bahamas .  However, due to economic constraints, the descendants of James and Simeon eventually abandoned their ancestral homes to migrate north to the island of New Providence , the capital of the Bahamas and to the United States in order to seek employment and greater opportunities.


The Newry name is believed to be of Irish decent; however, it is believed that the original Newry came to the
Bahamas by way of British Honduras sometime in the late 1800s.  In fact, the Newry name can still be found within the Honduran phone book. 

Slavery
was abolished in the British Empire on August 1, 1834. This led to many fugitive slaves from the American contenent braving the perils of the Atlantic for the promise of a free life in the Bahamas.   Perhaps James Newry I was one of these brave souls.  Another story circled amongst the Newry family here in the Bahamas is that, James Newry I was the son of Irish aristocrat who had been banished to Honduras due to his perpetual shinangigans.

In any event, the Newrys have been mentioned in the
Bahamas ’ birth records as early as 1872.  In the St. David and St. Augustine ’s Anglican Church records for Long Cay, Acklins and Crooked Island , 1861-1934, James and Clarinda Newry had a number of children; a number of them being female whose records have vanished due to them taking on their husband’s titles.

The history of the Newry family can be traced back to three islands of the
Bahamas : Acklins Island , Crooked Island & Long Cay.   These islands lie in the shallow lagoon called the bight of Acklins, of which the largest is Crooked Island followed by Acklins Island , then Long Cay.  The islands were originally settled by American Loyalist in the late 1780s; the loyalist set up cotton plantations employing over 1000 slaves.  However, after the abolition of slavery in the British Empire these plantations became uneconomical, consequently, the early inhabitants had to depend upon the replacement income of sponge diving, fishing and small-scale farming.   

 

Along with fishing, farming, sponging and participating in the islands’ salt industry, the men of the islands also sort work as stevedores on passing ships.  It is believed that a number of Newry men may have migrated to different countries due to this.

The Newry family similar to perhaps their Irish ancestors continues to live in clan type families.  There are at least 20 sets/clans of Newry families living independently within the
Bahamas , a number of them not even being acquainted with each other.  Moreover, there are several other Newry families that have settled within the United States and Canada over the years.  Nevertheless, in spite of the distance and unfamiliarity, it is agreed by all, that all Newrys are related and share the same bloodline of the original Newry.

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Sunday, September 30, 2007

Poetry Review

Straight to hell

i have never seen such a perfect v line,
such a perfect neckline
that plunges straight down
down to her heavenly parts,
her wonderous parts that tempt me;
tempt me to lust, to imagine, to desire
to admire all that she has,
all that she possesses
i am able to see
oh that v, that trechuous damn v
is a path leading straight to hell.

Snakes on a plane

Who the freck put snakes on a plane…
how frecking insane.
And not no ordinary ass snakes either:
But them big ass snakes with fangs and teeth. Frigging hell!

But that aint shit, these frigging snakes don’t just bite ya, they does spit on ya.
I mean that hawking, sticky, slimey type spit that does blind ya.  Shiiiiiit-.
Ya know this nigga was scared out of his mind in the show right?
Man, I had Galleria for ma self; hollering.
A true wuss.

But that aint no thing, at least I was brave enough to watch the rest of the movie.
Man, it seemed as if they had every damn snake in the world on that plane,
Aint that the shit!
I mean there was absolutely no hint of escape.
No salvation for that lone black man.
where was God in this plan.
Poor Samuel.  How he suppose to be superman without his cape: his gun.
But then again, Samuel did look angelic…if you squint ya eyes and ignored the cussing.

Man, even the mile high club couple got bitten,
As they stripped and sucked on each other, fuck on each other.
I know they aint ga do that shit again, nasty ass buggas.
White people always doing fart.

Then there was that ass who got his watnots bitten while he was pissing.
(laughing) the snake wanted to give a blow job he would remember for a life time.
Dang, that must have been painful.  My ma always told me to look before ya go.

But shiiiiit. Who the hell puts snake on a frecking plane
gad dang, that’s frickign insane…

Morning Dew

She reminds me of morning dew:
Clean, crisp, thick with a kalidascope of essences.
So much richness that I have difficulty breathing around her.

Caribbean Woman Speaks 

She speaks with a creoled tongue:
heavy, thick with rapturous vibrations.
She speaks with a bewitching cry:
a melodious pulse promising
bird pepper passion and pimento spiced ecstasy.
She speaks with a Caribbean accent:
a West Indian twang that hints the experience
of scorching sun, sandy beaches and cassava cakes.
She speaks with an island drawl, intoxicating to the ear,
soothing to the perpetual soul.
She speaks as if joy is within her heart; as if curry flavors her core
as if a carnival celebration is a constant in her life.
She speaks as if she is excited: excited about being island,
energized to be from the Caribbean.

And The Preist Them Came

They came in our lives promising us salvation,
Promising us revelation, a better life without tribulation.
They told us about a One High God, an Almighty being,
whom we must worship and serve in order to live again.

We were transfigured,
and subsequently accepted the faith;
Not knowing that we would have to be their servants
In order to serve their God!


Who Will Cry For Haiti
Who will cry for Haiti
The bastard child of Africa,
her ill begotten son?
Who will cry for Haiti,
the living seed of revolution
symbol of slavery undone?
Who will cry for Haiti,
a country poverty stricken and black faced?
Who will cry for Haiti, a neglected dieing race?
Juneau, you asked who will cry for Haiti
and extend a helping hand
My answer to that is simple: no one,
we shall stick our heads in the sand…
and wait for Haiti to help itself.

Learning about the environment

She intended to educate me
About the environment,
The science of it,
The objective of it,
How we survive, effect
And thrive within it.
-However, all I can see
And think about are her breasts.
How they full and stretch her shirt,
How they spill out and jiggle
How they tease and taunt me
How her breasts seem to want me to touch:
Oh God, how I want to touch.

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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Caribbean Woman Speaks

Caribbean Woman Speaks 

She speaks with a creoled tongue:
heavy, thick with rapturous vibrations.
She speaks with a bewitching cry:
a melodious pulse promising
bird pepper passion and pimento spiced ecstasy.
She speaks with a Caribbean accent:
a West Indian twang that hints the experience
of scorching sun, sandy beaches and cassava cakes.
She speaks with an island drawl, intoxicating to the ear,
soothing to the perpetual soul.
She speaks as if joy is within her heart; as if curry flavors her core
as if a carnival celebration is a constant in her life.
She speaks as if she is excited: excited about being island,
energized to be from the Caribbean .

.

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Saturday, July 28, 2007

www.bestwordsmith.blogspot.com: Response to Obie poem chastising Dawn

Obie, it seems as if you have upsetted Dawn; her feelings are beyond hurt, she appears to be hurtED.  I sense it through the gall in which she speaks/writes.

Once, again, your exchanged of public intellectual debate has threatened friendship: has caused a ‘romance’ to end in bitter verbal divorce.

Perhaps in time, this too shall pass.  These ramblings reminds me of that chained email where Christian was the victim.  I remember he too was vex at your public exchange of criticism.  Perhaps in time, they and in this case Dawn, will understand you better.  In time, she will appreciate that you write/share your feelings openly for the world to see and to read,  so that we and you become better: better writers, better people, better artists.

In any event, I hope this heated expression of words too shall pass.  Moreso, I hope it thrives on your wonderful blog, allowing other readers/writers to view and to experience the effects of words and to appreciate the publicity of it.

CAN

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Mad As Hell
of D.V.H.

is this someone trying to create
a new imperialism
wanting to impose upon us
all over again, an English
or Canadian Weltanschuung

haven’t we our own,
aren’t we attempting to find it,
dust it off, polish it up

she is suppose to be of us
is she insider or outsider
she’s mixed up mentally

I prefer what Haitians bring to the table
to her imperial bull shit,
bull shit she’s trying to bring back

I thought we’d gotten rid
of that perspective
I thought we’d taken that flag down
governor general’s daughter,
a traitor, attempting
to hoist in our midst
the flags of other nations
she’s spent time in
a decade here, a decade there

she needs to decide upon nationality
pick a nation and cling to it

she needs to find the city of sense
the seat of understanding
and sit in it, shut up and knit,
plait straw, shell peas or peel potatoes

her words most certainly
do not plant seeds
do not make things grow

© Obediah Michael Smith, 2007
11:28 p.m. 24/07/07

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Saturday, June 23, 2007

Genebase.com: Strickly ‘Allen’

Strickly “Allen” Jun 10 2007, 05:16 pm

Almost at the tippy top of Mount Oliphant , in Manchester Jamaica , where the soil is coloured blood red, while huge fruit trees pepper the rocky landscape, the descendants of Cyrus and Laurel Allen still thrives. 

Cyrus and Laurel were blessed with seventeen children, even though depending upon which family member one asks, that number can morph up to twenty-one or twenty-two.  The Allen clan is huge to say the least, with members scattered throughout America, Canada, the United Kingdom and the Caribbean .  

Cyrus and Laurel were farmers.  In fact, a number of their children, grand and great grandchildren continue the family business, harvesting and taking to market, various fruits including oranges, tangerines, mangoes and even a number of spices.  Like the membership of the Allen family, the Allen homestead is vast.  It stretches acre upon acre linking itself to other districts.  (The original house no longer exists; it has been replaced with a modern functioning stone house equip with running water, inside plumbing and electricity.  The upkeep of the house has been subsidized by June Allen, one of Cyrus and Laurel ’s daughters, with additional support from their son Steven and daughter Salome).

I remember my sister telling me a story of her being three years old and having to walk three miles in order to attend school.  My gosh; three freaking miles!  Just to fathom that seems like punishment, especially for a child of three.  I am sure I would have ‘ducked’ school many a day in order not to trod that distance.  Like, who would know, right?  Who in their right mind would trudge three miles over rock and harsh landscape back to my house (you know no one had no car back then, especially in the country) to complain to my ma, “ah, Cecil did not attend school today.”  Yeah right.  But, to imagine my sister had to return home in the evenings.  You know I would have just camped outside the school until the weekend right.

My grandmother, Laurel was a sweet woman.  Unfortunately, due to me living in the Bahamas , I was not privilege to know her well.  I do remember her caramel complexion and the wrinkles that seemed to be ’tattooed’ onto her forehead.  I remember her thick Jamaican accent and even that peculiar lullaby she used to sing to me.  To this day, I have no idea what exactly the lullaby means, the words seemed nonsensical, but I do know it involved spanking if one did not go to sleep immediately.

“Go to sleep mama baby
Mama will spank you if you don’t
Mama in the bosom of the old mama genie, genie
Who has a little bammi coat.”

But seriously, who is this genie and what is a bammi coat?  It seems as if no one knows, but all the Allen clan is familiar with the rhyme.

Being separated from the Jamaican Allens most of my life, I had to resort to being content with hearing stories about Jamaican country life in order to quench my thirst about knowing who is who.  I grew up with a huge vocabulary of old Jamaican terms, which I could not make reference to in the Bahamas .  Words like penewally, rolling cafe, duppy, juncra, (johncrow), degga-degga and banga never made sense to me.  Nonetheless, I find that they stuck in my head, I guess waiting to escape from my mind to my mouth for whenever that day came when I would make that journey to my mother’s homeland.

I absolutely have no idea who Cyrus Allen was.  He died before I came on the scene.  My mother claims that my blue-black skin is identical to his.  That’s good I guess, because when I was younger, I always questioned from whom I got this blessed complexion from.  I am by far the darkest of my mother’s children.  My immediate relatives had a chocolate hue; however, I was more sensually baked.   (Laughing).

Cyrus was called “Mass” by his family and friends. The term is of respect and endearment.  Apparently, men and a few women who owned large amount of property and businesses in the country obtain that name.  One of my uncles is called Mass Willy, due to his station in life.  He seems to be in the forefront in the farming business in that district.  Laurel was affectionately called “Nanen.”  I have no idea what it means; nonetheless the name seemed to suit her.  She looked like a “Nanen.”

Hopefully, at the end of this family search, I would have obtained more stories about Jamaican life.  I know my mother is filled with them.  The Allen clan is rich with endearment for each other.  Often they migrate home to have small family reunions with kinfolks who remain on the small island nation. 

 

 

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Bahamasisssues.com: Bahamian millionaires holding the country hostage

Bahamian Millionaires holding country hostage

We all know that they exist. We saw from the “election finance declaration” that we have a huge number of millionaires and some of them have real money too. But what exactly are they doing with it? What do they own? Is it that their monies are in some hidden bank accounts in Nassau or across the world? I mean I don’t really see that money working, meandering throughout the country…Where are these Bahamian investors?

What all does Brent Symonette owns? What about Bradley Roberts? Are they doing anything constructive with their millions? I see Bernard Nottage is way up there too, but does he own anything other than his house and his doctor’s office. Does he own/invest in anything substantial. Don’t they owe us something…some kind of significant investment. Some kind of small grocery store or the likes, that we can say is helping the community.

What does Hubert Ingraham own…rumor has it he has some good amount of shares in Cable Bahamas…I don’t know how true that is….but seriously, if he has confidence in this Bahamas shouldn’t he invest here.

Even the young Tommy Turnquest not to mention his father has some real money to play and invest with. Where are the investments? At least Franky Wilson’s money we can see moving. Ya boy just donated/pledged a million dollars to CoB. What other Bahamian can brag about that. Even though I don’t like the number rackets, at least we can see Flowers money meandering through the economy. Even 90 dropped some money, even though it was evil nasty, money. (Which I aint condoning, but I just trying to make a point). It just seems as if these so called Bahamian millionaires holding the Bahamas hostage by refusing to commit to the country’s development.

I know I aint going no where…I don’t have any loose cash to escape the Bahamas. All my money is tied up on this little rock. I live and breathe the Bahamas. I starting to wonder what these big time politicians think about the Bahamas. It getting so bad that they no longer are sending their children to Bahamian schools be it private or government. Everyone going to boarding schools. It just seems as if they waiting for something to happen. Like they planning an escape.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Email response to Dawn regarding claim of political victimization

Dear Dawn,

Good luck with resolving your issues.  I shall attempt to obtain Lincoln’s
email address for you.
Nevertheless, even though I empathise with your plight,  I believe your
timing will be a detriment to your cause.

Our election is over.  The wounds from it has began to heal.  The fever
that had us hot has finally started to quell.  The scab that covers the
stink of the politricks is still sensitive.   Subsequently, decent minded
Bahamians should avoid violently ripping it off as only blood will gush. 
We are all responsible for this beautiful Bahamian body.  We are all
responsible for nourishing, washing and maintaining its soul.  I fear that
your quest does not uplift nor enrich the lives of the Bahamians.  Truly,
Bahamians do not want to be reminded of the election, however desire to
move forward, upward onward together.

If you desire to vent your frustration; moreso if you desire to share your
experiences with a mass audience, consider joining www.Bahamasissues.com. 
There you can have objective dialog with Bahamians who may either agree
with your theories or disagree however, giving you alternative solutions
and suggestions.

I close reminding you that America our big brother is family.  and no
matter how we may disagree with some of our brother’s antics…we must
conclude that family is everything.

Much regards,

CAN.

Subject: RE: EMAIL ADDRESSS
Date: Sun, 06 May 2007 07:01:52 +0000

Obediah,
          
How are you doing? What a time in our Democracy and what an
ugly nasty election…we have now a new government but a country split down
the middle give or take a thousand or two.

I am writing to ask for the address for Mr Lincoln Bain or maybe your
friend cecil has an email address for him . I am trying to get out
the knowledge  of what I believe to be political victiimization by the FNM
and some of their supporters leading up to the election. I am aware of
security breaches both in the police force and also a network of a small
Haitian/Bahamian connection to these happenings. I am in the process of
filing a report to the United Nations and also with the international media
who work with Human rights issues. I tried to get this investigated some
eight months ago by the Elizabeth Police station with yet no success. It
was quite suprising to me how I could not get this investigated even with
such a title.

Violations included:

1)  threats by a Haitian Bahamian bus driver with a stick,
2)  gunshots in the back of our home by a Haitian Bahamian whoclaimed to be working for the police,
3)  harrassement by some young Haitian Bahamians on the street who mimicked shooting a gun while passing me on the streets.

I hope to make all of this clear to the Media both internationally and at home and ask that controvery TV be a part of this process. I am an artist who has openly critisized the American Government who I believe has been using their embassy to buy favor with the Bahamian people ie influence pedling with cash and other. I stand by what I say and
perhaps this is why such violations occurred, what ever the reason we are a small democracy and I believe for us to remain fucntional we have to adhere to our constitution which has been violated in my case. I thank you and
wait patiently for your reply.
                                             Dawn

 

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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Genebase.com: Newry Letter

Recently, a “Newry” web based family tree has been created on www.genebase.com.  This family tree highlights the birth and death records, pictures and general family information regarding the descendants of James and Calrinda Newry who resided in Acklins, The Bahamas.

We are quite aware that the “Newry” clan is scattered throughout the world, thus it is our desire to establish, and create links in order to maintain family ties with the different family branches.

Already we have made contact with scores of Newry’s living across numerous continents from the archipelago of The Bahamas to the United Kingdom , whom actively participates in supplying and updating the genealogy tree with their family’s history.

If you think you may be a descendant of the Newry’s originating in The Bahamas or you desire to immediately participate in this endeavor kindly contact me via email on canewry@hotmail.com or by post C. A. Newry, P.O. Box N 8955, Nassau, The Bahamas for more information on this project.

Thanks for your interest and support.

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Saturday, March 31, 2007

Genebase.com: Searching for the ancestors

Searching for the ancestors
Mar 27 2007, 09:46 am
Its been a few weeks now since my quest for enlightenment has began. With the knowledge of one name which gave birth to yet another name, I am proud to say that it seems as if I have found the original Newrys. Details as to who they were and how they came to the Bahamas are still ambiguous, nevertheless. It seems thus far that two branches of Newrys exists and thrive within these islands of the Bahamas. However, that does not omit the possible fact that more branches may be out there waiting to be discovered.

Thus far, it seems as if the all the Newrys in the Bahamas are the decendents of either James or Simeon Newry. I have yet to prove that they are actually brothers. However, both men appear to have the same father, i.e. James Newry (the supposed, original Newry). I have found death certificates for both James and Simeon Newry, (information furnished by a distant cousin, (Derek Newry) who himself have been actively researching the Newry clan.

Both James and Simeon were farmers. They both were burried in St. Mathew’s Grave Yard. The search for their grave markings have proven fruitless. St. Mathew’s Church and its grave yard is centuries old, however, numerous graves lay there unmarked, destroyed and in ruins. I fear my forefathers tombs like their bodies have been made into dust and have been sentenced to blow in the wind.

Nevertheless, I live in hope. For since the inception of my quest, my knowledge about my regal yet humble family have been enriched. No longer does their exists any ambiguity as to who I am and how I am related to the next of kin. I now see and have experienced the conection. I now understand my direction. For this simple project have linked me to scores of families who lay seperated and isolated due to the ignorance of not knowing themselves. I hope to bring a type of renaissance to my family. I hope to spark interest and excitment amongst the family which I have found. And hopefully, with that, we will become a family not just linked by our last name however, link via stories, history and a common cause of making a difference.

 

Tracing back: It starts
Jan 26 2007, 06:34 am
Amazingly, all of this started with just one name. Then one name connected to another, then another and yet another. As a result, this family tree thingy morphed into this beautiful google eyed monster with limbs stretching all over the place. I am still amazed at how much it has grown. I shutter to think of the possibilities; especially if those who I have invited to take part, do in deed take the opportunity to participate. So much history and stories can be shared. So many family can be connected and reacquainted. But I guess we all must wait and see.
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